May 2013
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shalrath:
what doesnt kill you gives you exp points
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marrymejasonsegel:
slythermint:
when i was
a young boy
my father
took me into the city
to see a marching band
he said, “son when—”
I’m glad they wrote Cersei as the glorious bitch she is this ep.
Daario is literally the thirstiest jfc
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Peter and Sophie fucking killed it tonight. Crying about it byeeeee
daenystargaryen:
captainasha:
they mentioned balon greyjoy i thought this day would never come
Somewhere, on Pyke, Balon Greyjoy lifts his head to the sky, rain pouring down, as he recognises that someone, somewhere, has acknowledged his rebellious claim
On his dick tho?
Melissandre, gurl.
Cersei is giving me everything I need in this ep.
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“Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly.”
– Morticia Addams. (via theblacksophisticate)
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Watchwrite an album about the evils of consumerism
promote the album through your girlfriend, a woman who has become a symbol of the evils of consumerism
if you don’t see Ye for the mad genius he is i can’t even fuck with you anymore
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evieoneill:
wait hold on there’s an article about why girls hate game of thrones and the reason isn’t because the writers consistently minimalize, mischaracterize, prematurely kill, or just out and out omit our favourite characters from the books?
hmmm
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theniggaskaramazov:
benedict cumberbatch is my 55 year old botox and lip augmentation face goals tbh but like not ugly?
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“You’re not allowed to have contact with none of your homies. No Facebook. No...”
– http://www.thefader.com/2013/05/07/earl-sweatshirt-bless-this-mess/
CAN THEY JUST GET FUCKING MARRIED ALREADY JESUS CHRIST
Christina D... Straight. No Chaser.: ALRIGHT YOU... →
kingjaffejoffer:
dreamwurks:
hacheload:
rosenkristall:
TUMBLR AND IT’S FUTURE IS AT STAKE HERE
SIGN AND REBLOG IF YOU WANT TO SAVE TUMBLR FROM YAHOO
SIGNAL BOOST
HOLY FUCKING SHIT, I CHECKED AND THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We need …
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Fat Pink Cast: durrans: “In terms of Selyse—she’s... →
durrans:
“In terms of Selyse—she’s admittedly a bit different from the book…”
no. you don’t say.
“Must the rightful Lord of the Seven Kingdoms beg for help from widow women and usurpers?” a woman’s voice asked sharply.
Maester Cressen turned and bowed his head. “My lady,” he said, chagrined that he had not heard her enter.
Lord Stannis scowled. “I do not beg. Of anyone. Mind you remember...
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1/3 of me: I wanna be fit and sexy and have a flat stomach and be lean and have lots of muscle.
1/3 of me: I wanna be skinny and tiny and dainty and delicate and bony and frail and look cute in everything.
1/3 of me: I wanna not give a shit about what I look like and be happy instead.
snowdarkred:
reading a fic for a fandom you aren’t in is like reading a novel where no one bothers describing the characters
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“Sounds like a personal problem.”
– African American Proverb (via blackproverbs)
Me. Every day.
blein:
sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS...
“I don’t trust people who don’t like lamb.”
– Ancient Middle Eastern Proverb (via aloofshahbanou)
Also balkan proverb (via balkan-thug) 